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Over the last week Bank of America angered the groupies of Francesca Lia Block, a prolific young-adult author who wants to modify the loan on her L.A. home — and took more heat for the guy it killed (on paper).
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One day Ed, CEO of the local community bank, was in his office waiting for the start of the most dispirited board meeting in his bank’s 100-plus year history. As he waited, Ed began reminiscing about his first day at the bank, when he began working as an office boy at age twelve.
December 14
The financial crisis has already taken on a mythic quality, ripe for folklore and legend.
Paul Erickson – an ex-trainer of tellers and personal bankers at one of the crisis’ most infamous casualties, the failed Washington Mutual – has put his take on paper. Erickson is the author of a story about an enchanted land of dwarf bankers called
“Dwarves, as Tolkien portrays them, are cranky, cheap and hierarchical guys - and everybody's related to somebody else,” Erickson told Reuters
A snarky Amazon reviewer of The Wobbit says
The e-book was the 65th most popular in Amazon’s e-reader parodies ranking as of Tuesday afternoon. Reuters reports that there are more than 6,000 copies in circulation.
The parody follows unemployed teller Bulbo Bunkins and thirteen dwarf bankers on their quest to slay the dragon “who stole their deposits and ate their borrowers.”
The Wobbit (not to be confused with the term for a hobbit with a “
Though The Wobbit is not a narrative of WaMu’s demise, it is written as a cautionary tale for bankers.
“Depositors from far and wide brought us their jewels. Borrowers came to us for their mortgages. Through outsourcing, automation and hidden fees we made SmithiBank huge and very profitable,” one of the dwarves explains.
But “mortgages became the source of our great wealth, and our downfall,” he adds. “As it happens from time to time, a dragon showed up and adjusted the market, ruining everything.”